50+ Funny New Year Wishes and Quotes

A little humor on New Year’s wishes can make everything better. Send some funny New Year wishes and make people’s day with some sense of humor. Send some sarcastic or hilarious New Year messages to your close ones and make them laugh their heart out. Make them laugh with your jokes and praise you for your wittiness. Here are some funny New Year wishes that you can post on social media or send to your beloved ones to make them laugh.

 

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Funny New Year Wishes

 

New Year’s is the time to forget all your fears, drink a few beers, leave behind all your tears!

Happy New Year from someone adorable, handsome, intelligent, and who wants to see you smiling always.

Don’t ask about my new year’s resolutions because all my past resolutions are yet to be done. Have a blessed new year!

New years are like restart buttons. You think you can push the button and start things all over again but then realize your life is too messed up to be restarted fresh!

So excited for you guys to ruin another year of your life. Have a merry and Happy New Year 2024.

Sorry for all the annoying behavior I did throughout the year. May you give me another chance to do that in the next New Year!

A new year doesn’t come to change your life. It comes to remind you that one more year has gone and you’re still the same useless moron who thinks he can make his resolutions come true!

May this new year bring you more money so that you can buy expensive gifts for me. Happy new year!

I hope you start the New Year as the startup of your old habits. Have the same old beautiful life in a box of New Year!

Funny New Year Messages

A new year with the same old worries and tension. Buckle up, drink some more, and peace out for the rest of the night. Happy New Year.

I would quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter.

I hope growing up is not included in your resolution this year. Let’s just live it like the old ones and we can grow up in some other years. Happy new year 2024, partner!

If you were born in September, it is better to assume that your parents started their new year successfully.

May this upcoming year actually bring change in you not just all your old habits wrapped in a new package! Happy New year, anyways.

Happy new year! This year may finally realize that real fun in life comes from real people, not from virtual ones. Have a great year!

May your dreams get fulfilled as well as your bills. Best of luck with the New Year, dear.

If all the heartbreaks and troubles from the last year didn’t make you strong, let me wish one more year full of agony and tears. I really want you to be stronger. Happy new year!

New Year Funny Wishes & Messages

Though I am wishing you a very happy New Year, but remember you still have the same old husband!

I hope you make a revolution of losing 20 pounds in the coming year and gain 30 pounds more instead. Wish you a New Year full of positivity!

Happy new year! How’d it be if instead of bringing happiness, joy, and peace, new year’s brought cash, fame and champagne?

May this New Year bring you more problems, more tears, and more pains. Don’t get me wrong. I just want you to be a stronger person.

It’s a new year once again and it’s the same old life you’re living once again. What is there to celebrate?

Happy New Year! It is midnight already, and you are getting old  just go to sleep!

New years are like pages in a book that’s so boring. You always think that the next page will be interesting, but it turns out to be the same every time. Happy new year!

Life is short and every new year makes it even shorter. Happy new year! You just waved goodbye to one more year of your short life!

Happy New Year Funny Wishes

 

A new year doesn’t stop the ghosts from your past mistake coming back to haunt you. So, if you think you’re over it, you’re wrong. Happy new year!

Let us celebrate this New Year’s Eve in honor of the time we successfully wasted this year.

The funniest part of a new year is making new resolutions. I am pretty sure you have one too. Let me know about your resolution and I’ll try not to laugh as I did in the last year.

Here’s a new year wish for you before the network gets jammed. I hope you’re having great fun. Wishing you a successful year ahead!

God is kind enough to give you a new year but not so kind to give you a new life. Happy new year!

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.

All I wish to get drunk and dance with you all night long on this 31st night, Happy New Year!

Wishing you successful 12 months, Joyful 52 weeks, lovely 365 days, memorable 8760 hours, blessings of 525600 minutes and happiest 31536000 seconds. Happy New Year!

New Year is a new beginning, so make new resolutions that you are absolutely going to ditch this year. Happy New Year.

I cannot believe another year has come for us to ruin, looking forward to doing the same thing all over again. Happy new year!

Be cool and take part in making New Year’s resolutions- just be super cool and do not make them come true. Happy New Year.